Slippin' and a slidin' playin' DominosLeftin' and a rightin' ain't a crime you knowWell, I gotta tell the storyBefore it's time to go.Are you ready for the countryAre you ready for meAre you ready for the countryAin't that a sight to see?--- Instrumental ---Talkin' to a preacherSaid God was on his sideTalkin' to a butcherThey both were sellin' hides.Well, I gotta tell the story boysI don't know the reason whyAre you ready for the countryAre you ready for meAre you ready for the countryAin't that a sight to see?--- Instrumental ---Are you ready for the countryAre you ready for meAre you ready for the countryAin't that a sight to see?...