I ain't bad, I'm just lazy and I ain't got around to itI shot it on Wednesday and it's almost the nextHow long do I have to call it in and be legalOr is it sufficient if I honor my tags?I was askin' myself as I explained to DylanThe importance of havin' your license, you see'Cause you never can tell when a warden will roll inThey got more authority than the great God, I thinkI can hear 'em now talkin', ah, God, it is scandalousThey were took in for poachin', they were both packin' heatThey were crossin' state lines, they were drivin' a CaddyWith a cab full of dogs and a trunk full of meatThey'd think we were high, they'd say I was slippin'Trill told me 'bout somethin' that his buddies call leanIt sounds like a drag, I like my drugs, methyBut if I's runnin' with him, they'd suspect it of meI can hear 'em now talkin', ah, God, it is scandalousHis Papaw'd be rollin', I don't know where he strayedI know that you'd know him, he's the one on the rad'yaHe's the one with the vid'ya of the coal minin' gaysI can hear 'em now talkin', ah, God, it is scandalousHe could have been somethin' if he weren't such a messIf he hadn't went broke, God cancel him sidewaysWe lost us another to the others, I guessI told Trill of a place where they took your belongingsAnd they sold 'em at auction twice a year for the stateThey'd get a thirty-two North Star, some pistols, a coolerThe weed would walk off, and the dogs they would takeAnd if they couldn't relearn, oh, my God, it is scandalousThey'd go to a shelter, they'd give 'em awayA dog that's worth stacks, a one-in-a-millionPride of the kennel, McDowell Kennels' faceI hope we keep all our dogs, I'm too busy for prisonAnd if you get to squintin' in my own unique wayI'm pretty enough that God, it'd be scandalousI'm a miner at heart, so I'd dig out a wayAnd I'd stand there like Dufresne, far enough from the searchlightAnd flip off you bastards in the sewage and rainI'd howl like a dog, I'd sound like a real oneI'd burn like a candle and grin in your faceI'd howl like a dog, I'd sound like a real oneI'd burn like a candle and grin in your face
