Met my first love down in Texas, in a club in San Anton'Both of us were lonely, had no one to call our ownSo we danced and laughed 'til closin' timeAnd had no place to goSo with the top pulled down we drove all nightRan off to MexicoBut my blond-haired, blue-eyed cowboyTurned out to be bad newsDisappeared one morningLeft his old boots and the bluesNow there's been so many othersBut none of them were trueThe only one I could count on to keep me company is youMr. Pain, oh, it's you againNever really wanted us to be such friendsYou always seem to show up when I'm all aloneThat's when you move right inAnd make yourself at homeMr. Pain, oh, Mr. PainWell, you'd think by now that I'd have learnedTo see through your disguiseA heartache really shouldn't be so hard to recognizeBut you wear so many facesEvery line is newAnd somehow I just always end up wakin' up with youMr. Pain, oh, it's you againNever really wanted us to be such friendsNever fail to find me when I'm all aloneThat's when you move right inAnd make yourself at homeMr. Pain, oh, Mr. Pain
