We don't smoke marijuana in MuskogeeWe don't take no trips on LSDWe don't burn no draft cards down on Main StreetWe like livin' right, and bein' freeWe don't make a party out of lovin'We like holdin' hands and pitchin' wooWe don't let our hair grow long and shaggyLike the hippies out in San Francisco doI'm proud to be an Okie from MuskogeeA place where even squares can have a ballWe still wave Old Glory down at the courthouseAnd white lightning's still the biggest thrill of all (hey!)Leather boots are still in style for manly footwearBeads and Roman sandals won't be seenFootball's still the roughest thing on campusAnd the kids here still respect the college deanAll together, everybodyI'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee (thank you)A place where even squares can have a ballWe still wave Old Glory down at the courthouseAnd white lightning's still the biggest thrill of allWe still wave Old Glory down at the courthouseIn Muskogee, Oklahoma, U.S.A.Thank youThank you so much
